November 25, 2004
Mother wire is running for regent, unopposed as grandpa wire is stepping down. Grandpa wire is running n for foreign affairs this year. We have no word from Incumbent English wire. The Timsmen wire boy is running for touchdown, incumbent dick has run 2 years in a row and has not announced any candidacy so far. Ned Simn says she will be the official bathtub cleaner whether elected as such or not.
- Twerny C.